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Burning those Festive Calories

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It will take Santa over 47,000 years to get back in shape. He needs to lace up his sneakers and go for a run to burn all those calories. It’s probably a bit too slippery in the North Pole for running though! If he has snow tires on his bicycle, Santa could cycle for just under 60,000 years and be ready for round two of cookies and milk!

If Santa chooses to work out indoors to stay warm, it will take him more than 119,000 years to burn off those Christmas Eve calories by stair climbing. It’s a good thing that Santa’s magical!


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